I've made many custom meals at work. This wins.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 01/09/2018 at 15:31 • Filed to: None

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I call it the Barn Yard special.

Smoked burger(8 ounces), back bacon(4 slices), chicken breast(5ish ounces), pulled pork(4 ounces), bacon(2 slices). I might get my calorie fill for the next few days. Cole slaw for my veggies.

ToyotaFamily > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:39

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That looks so damn good. Question is, were you able to eat it without it falling apart?

CalzoneGolem > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:39

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Looking at this made me feel full.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > ToyotaFamily 01/09/2018 at 15:40

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Nope, fell like a 10 y/o Mazda in the rust belt.

PatBateman > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:41

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I had 4 oz of tilapia and 1/2 cup of peas for lunch.

You win.

AestheticsInMotion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:42

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These look good, but a burger that’s too big/stuffed to be bitten into just rubs me wrong.

ToyotaFamily > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:43

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Even better! You can grab another piece of bread and make a second sandwich with what falls out.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > AestheticsInMotion 01/09/2018 at 15:44

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I agree, but it has been on my mind since last Thursday so I wanted to make it out of curiosity.

SmugAardvark > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:45

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Damn.

I mean...Damn.

Worth the infarction.

CalzoneGolem > ToyotaFamily 01/09/2018 at 15:49

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Or you eat it over a tortilla and just wrap up whatever is left.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:49

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Please send me one

Arrivederci > PatBateman 01/09/2018 at 15:49

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No doubt. Making my cup of soup look minestrone by comparison.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:57

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Sandwich too tall? Just press down on it and it’ll somehow mash itself together. Somehow.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 15:58

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Now what if you covered the rolls in butter, breaded the whole thing, and deep fried it? Haha this sounds excellent as is, except for when it falls apart into a million pieces. It will taste great though! I think the things I would add would be some grilled onions, pickles, bbq sauce, and some cheese (pepperjack ideally). Now I want a burger for dinner.

Oooh and a couple of fried eggs and ideally pork roll if I could find that. I suppose some fried ham would substitute. Canadian bacon would work too.

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:00

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better put the plumber on standby

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 01/09/2018 at 16:01

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It would not mash down.

diplodicus > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:01

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There is actually a burger place in my town that sells something very similar. It’s a pretty solid deal. IIRC 12$ for 1/2lb beef pattie, diced bacon, topped with pulled pork on a brioche bun. Plus the usual stuff and cajun fries on the side.

user314 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:04

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winterlegacy, here 'till the end > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:06

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abort mission

Wacko > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:14

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > PatBateman 01/09/2018 at 16:43

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Was that your appetizer?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 01/09/2018 at 16:43

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Bite on angles. Top half, bottom half.

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:47

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I’ve done that one (without the chicken breast), it was fantastic. I do fancy chicken breasts with bacon and pepperoni though.

Klaus Schmoll > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 16:49

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Anyone around here old enough to remember Slobalt/Snuze’s “Mc Rushmore”?

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 01/09/2018 at 17:01

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I have always felt that I had a twin separated from me at birth. Now I know.

Saracen > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 18:03

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leftover smoked ribs, rice and potato salad.

Kiltedpadre > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 18:14

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Skip the chicken, substitute grilled cheese sandwiches for the bun, and I’ll take two.

Please have my cardiologist on standby.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 18:16

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Sometimes you just have to see a crazy idea through even if failure is likely.

PatBateman > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/09/2018 at 18:18

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My dessert was ten raw almonds.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 01/09/2018 at 18:20

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/09/2018 at 18:39

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Was it good? Yes.

Would I order/make it again? No.

It was very awkward to eat, & too much food. Also the price (even with staff discount) was way to much.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/10/2018 at 11:00

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Because the combo of flavors is always the best part about a burger. I could care less for a plain cheeseburger, that defeats the whole purpose of eating that food. I nice rare-medium rare burger with a healthy amount of toppings is to die for.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 01/10/2018 at 18:34

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The issue wasn’t adding toppings to a burger, but adding your list of stuff to the already ridiculous burger, but to be honest I don’t actually care why.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/10/2018 at 18:48

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Ahh true, it was already over the top I suppose. I think replacing the pulled pork with that stuff would be more ideal.